Did you know that Motörhead originally traded as Bastard or that the longest album title in the world…ever! is Fiona Apple’s When The Pawn Hits The Conflicts He Thinks Like A King What He Knows Throws The Blows When He Goes To The Fight And He’ll Win The Whole Bloody Thing ‘Fore He Enters The Ring There’s No Body To Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand And Remember That Depth Is The Greatest Of Heights And If You Know Where You Stand. Then You Know Where To Land And If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You’ll Know That You’re Right? If the answer’s “no”, you’re obviously in need of this musical equivalent to Schott’s Miscellany. No fact is too trainspotterish for Sullivan who’s a nightmare to be stuck in the corner with at parties, but great fun on train journeys.