Ah, Lady Sovereign. Do you remember Julie Burchill’s god-awful documentary on ‘Chavs’? Well, centre stage was Lady Sovereign. Burchill described her as “the voice of an emerging youth culture”. Dressed in tracksuits and the sort of jewellery Mr T would be proud of, she comes on like a cross between The Streets and Eminem but without the humour or striking social commentary. Still, you’ve got to love the line “I’m getting pissed like pampers”. I pity the fool.