We all thought Action Bronson spent the majority of the last 12 months touring the world, making hilarious videos and working on his latest culinary series, Fuck Me That's Delicious. Well, hold the anchovies! It turns out the Queens rapper, and world-class chef, was actually busy in the recording studio, cooking up new cuts for a brand, spanking, new, Michelin star-quality album.

Or so it seems! The Action Man himself posted a message on Twitter stating that the LP, entitled The Human Highlight Reel, will be released early next year. Whether or not the title is intended to be a reference to cannibalism remains to be seen! All we can say is: medium or rare, sir?

2015 was a landmark year for the bionic Bronson. He released his first major label album, entitled Mr Wonderful, with the backing of Atlantic and Vice records. The tongue in cheek hip-hop star also managed to start a beef with one of the most beloved Wu-Tang legends, Ghostface Killah. Those who thought Bronson would be like a lamb to the slaughter have, to date, been proven wrong. Far from chickening out in the face of his rival’s threatening handle, Bronson has so far acted tougher than a shank of beef that has been thrown on the pan for a mere three minutes.

The Shaolin Ironman, known as Mr. Killah to his mother, threatened to set Action's luscious red beard on fire. Luckily, as of this moment, neither Bronson nor his majestic beard have been barbecued. Or indeed singed. But that may change. For Chrissake, will someone turn the oven down?