A novel initiative has been launched to address Ireland’s great sperm famine.
With medical stocks down 40% on this time last year, people from all over Europe are being asked to donate sperm, which will then be shipped to Ireland.
In return, they can apparently claim a ticket for a major European festival of their choice.
You have to be between 18 and 50, healthy and not take illegal drugs, which rules out 75% of the Hot Press staff.

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