Gloria Estefan: “Everlasting Love” (Sony)

There are so many crass, stupid, banal and downright offensive records contaminating this week’s Singles Bag that it may seem unfair to single out one for particular criticism, but this is absolutely hideous. Did anyone seriously need to hear another version of this nauseatingly feelgood Sixties relic, never mind FIVE FUCKING TECHNO REMIXES?????