Robbie Williams missed a trick! The lyrics for Fergie’s first solo single (were The Black Eyed Peas that great their members can go off and have their own solo careers?) are up there with that of ‘Rudebox’. Aside from starting the song by spelling out ‘glamorous’ (well done, Fergie), she proves how real she is by insisting: “I still go to Taco Bell/Drive-thru, raw as hell.” The music, on the other hand, was probably written by a former aide of Gwen Stefani who was fired after producing nothing but flops, and who subsequently turned to the drink and lost all hearing in a bizarre gardening accident. Then came up with this.