BON JOVI: 'I'll Sleep When I'm Dead' (Polygram)

Phew, rock and roll! Yeah! Anthemic stomper about how Jon ain't gonna go to bed at all, because life is just too short to fit in all the hard living he's got to do. He's going to "turn every night into New Year's Eve" while he's at it, which doesn't sound very appealing to be honest. Am I the only person for whom New Year's Eve is the worst night in the entire calendar, a distressing succession of spilt pints, ruined friendships, ill-advised encounters and crushing disappointments? God I hope not . . .