Like, whatever about the track – it’s an honourable stab by 12-year-old Dubliner Kirstie McCarthy at emulating Eminem and all – but when Kriss Kross were falling over trying to get themselves into their dungarees backwards to appear on TOTP singing ‘Jump’, she was minus three. Minus three! Imagine being born in 1994, the very year that Blur released ‘Girls and Boys’. Wow.