From credible Detroit rock outfit to tedious novelty act in a matter of months – it’s an impressive about-turn. Sadly, Dick Valentine fails to instil any kind of irony or cool into the memorable Queen track. Take note kids, this is what happens when you ditch your entire band in a fit of megalomania – you turn into one of those saddos that we see on ‘You’re A Star’ that have no friends to point them in the right ‘artistic’ direction.