Realising that they've exhausted their preferred topics of disrespectin' hos and flashin' the cash, pint-sized rappers Tinchy Stryder and deranged N-Dubz cartoon character Dappy have put their heads together to compose a track about how much shit they can buy their Mums now that they're rich and famous. Sweet only if you discount lines like "Would you like a face lift?" Listen up, Tinchy and Dappy - Jedward are now making better tunes than you guys. I want you to think about that.