Many things suggest that this track is not the work of Belfast-born, Edinburgh-based rapper and producer Jee4ce, but actually the demented creation of a discerning serial killer. But hey, a death wish shared is a death wish halved, so here goes nothing. This little number was born when the shamefully attractive Tinie Tempah posted a festive freestyle on his website, during which he proclaimed baby-faced chart-topper Ed Sheeran to be the “coolest-ever ginger”. His comment struck a chord with Jee4ce, currently readying his debut mixtape Gingers Have Souls, who retorted, “We all know that is not true.” The next step, of course, was to create a hilarious (“I don’t read books, but I’ve got red pubes”) and cautionary (“Our kind should really stay together”) remix, and piece together a bizarre accompanying video with scenes from the Chuckie movies. That’ll show ‘em.