The vast majority of us may view him as a total Muppet, but now porn star Stormy Daniels says Donald Trump's manhood resembles a very small character from Mario Bros!

Stormy claims his penis looks like the "mushroom character" Toad from Mario Kart, which doesn't really make his manhood sound very impressive considering that Toad is one of the smallest characters in the game!

"I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…" she reveals in her new book Full Disclosure.

"He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…"

Stormy, who was paid hush money NOT to discuss her tryst with Trump, also says that the US President may be the most powerful leader of the so-called Free World but he failed to satisfy her between the sheets.

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion," she says.

We can probably expect a lot more graphic disclosures when her book Full Disclosure hits the bookshelves on 2 October.

Stormy Daniels announces exclusively on @TheView her plans to release a book titled 'Full Disclosure' Oct. 2 which she says will detail her alleged relationship with Donald Trump. https://t.co/f8u2wc159S pic.twitter.com/HpM8EJ4v2d

— The View (@TheView) September 12, 2018

“I’m gonna write everything and include it and people can think what they want about me but at least it’s the truth – it’s not like that they haven’t been thinking that about me anyway,’ Stormy said during a recent interview with US chat show The View.

For those interested in ordering my book, go to https://t.co/JVhdW8sKjq https://t.co/TSwOiusMis

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) September 17, 2018