- Opinion
- 20 Oct 16
Discover classic book reviews of 'Charlie and The Chocolate Factory' and 'The Great Gatsby' through a Donald Trump filter.
One thing that people have noticed all throughout Donald Trump's campaign is that the presidential candidate ramble's, a lot.
Yes, if Donald finds himself talking into a verbal Cul De Sac, he simply shouts some nonsense about 'Isis' or 'Locker room talk' to deflect from the fact he simply has lost his train of thought.
Indeed, people commented that it sounds like he is trying to add words to make an essay the required word count. With that in mind, people started tweeting books reviews written in the style of a Trump answer. Needless to say, hilarity ensued. Enjoy the best Trump Book Reports below.
Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. "Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"
— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016
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You know if Charlie had just worked harder he could have bought his own chocolate factory! Lazy! #trumpbookreport
— boo!shop (@ajaromano) October 20, 2016
It took Low Energy Harry Potter 7 books to defeat Voldermort. Sad! I would have beat him in the first book! #TrumpBookReport
— Historical Trump (@HistoryDTrump) October 20, 2016
Charlotte's Web ...Spider dies at the end... no stamina. What a loser. #TrumpBookReport
— Cora Huggins (@Rangerswife1) October 20, 2016
Oedipus married his mother. Disgusting! She wouldn't be my first choice, believe me! #TrumpBookReport
— Ben (@Ben_cue77) October 20, 2016
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Those poor heights. They were wuthering. Wuthering so bad. Bigly wuthering. I'll make them great again. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench
— Callie (@calliembush) October 20, 2016
Lady Macbeth. Nasty woman. Blood coming out of her wherever. #TrumpBookReport
— Lauren Holmes (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016
#TrumpBookReport Gatsby didn't win at anything. He was a loser in love, a loser at...he was a loser. I'll make Gatsby great again.
— BigHeadSports (@BigHeadSports) October 20, 2016
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Guy throws tremendous ring away. Very bad deal. We can't afford another four books about hobbits. SAD! #TrumpBookReport
— Sucha Nastywoman ? (@jelenawoehr) October 20, 2016
Little Women. I love women. Especially beautiful ones. Not nasty women. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench
— Anna (@annachristine85) October 20, 2016
"Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her." #TrumpBookReport
— Catherine Q. (@CatherineQ) October 20, 2016
Narnia? Disaster. Very open borders in that wardrobe which is Hillary's fault. Many many people pass through illegally. #TrumpBookReport
— Vince Warren (@VinceWarren) October 20, 2016
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Anne Frank. What a loser. And she got caught. I like refugees that weren't caught. Okay? #TrumpBookReport
— Jake Turx (@JakeTurx) October 20, 2016
The Lannisters. Great family. Strong leaders. Ramsay Bolton said nice things about me. Jon Snow is for open borders. Loser. #TrumpBookReport
— Victoria Graveyard (@VictoriaAveyard) October 20, 2016
Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I'll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad! #TrumpBookReport
— Lauren Holmes (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016
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The Lannisters. Great family. Strong leaders. Ramsay Bolton said nice things about me. Jon Snow is for open borders. Loser. #TrumpBookReport
— Victoria Graveyard (@VictoriaAveyard) October 20, 2016
The first rule of Fight Club is I don't have to accept the results of any fight I lose in Fight Club. #TrumpBookReport
— Faith Choyce (@faithchoyce) October 20, 2016