Who would be the last person you would invite to your birthday party?
The Taoiseach.

Who would be the first person you would invite to your birthday party?
Tolü Makay.

Favourite saying?
“Oh well.”

Favourite record?
The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill.

Favourite book?
Women Who Run With The Wolves by Clarissa Pinkola Estes.

Favourite film?
Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence’s Life.

Favourite author?
Audre Lorde.

Favourite actor/actress?
Nse Ikpe-Etim.

Favourite musician?
Missy Elliot.

Most embarrassing moment of your life?
Shat myself in a nightclub.

Favourite food/drink/stimulant?
Muscato and Indomie.

TV programme?
Girlfriends.

Favourite TV personality?
Monet X Change.

Favourite item of clothing?
Any slacks.

Most desirable date?
Michaela Coel and Ovie Soko.

Favourite method of relaxation?
Watching stand-up comedy.

If you weren’t pursuing your present career, what other career might you have chosen?
A dancer.

Biggest thrill?
Unpredictable situations.

Biggest disappointment?
Unreliability.

Your concept of heaven?
Bad bitches shaking their asses in thongs on a yacht in Dubai (credit to Nella Rose).

Your concept of hell?
We’re in it.

What would be your dying words?
Motherfucker, they got me!

Greatest ambition?
To be worshipped.

Period of history you’d most like to have lived in and why?
Pre-colonial Benin Kingdom.

If you weren’t a human being, which animal would you have chosen to be?
A wolf.

If you were told that the world was ending tomorrow morning, how would you react/what would you do?
Hold a Twerk-athon in Stephens Green.

Your nominee for the world’s best-dressed person?
Rihanna and Kim Seo-hyung.

Favourite term of abuse?
Muhfucker.

Biggest fear?
Not fulfilling my purpose.

Humanity’s most useful invention?
Scissors.

Humanity’s most useless invention?
Microsoft Teams.

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